Letter from her Daughter

One evening recently, a mother entered her daughter's bedroom to
discover it empty. As she looked around, she spied a letter over the
bed. With trembling hands and a terrible sense of premonition, she
read....
Dear Mom;
Please don't be mad, but I eloped with my new boyfriend. I finally
found real love and he is so nice Mom, with all his piercings and
tattoos and his big Harley. Not only that, I'm pregnant and Ahmed says
we're going to be really happy in his trailer in
the woods.
He wants to have lots more children with me and you know that's one of
my dreams too. Also, he taught me that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone
and we're going to grow it for us and his friends, who
will pay us by giving us all the cocaine and ecstasy we'll
ever need and we'll pray every day for scientists! to find the cure
for
AIDS so that Ahmed can get better. He deserves it.
Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take
care of myself. Some day I'll visit so you can get to know your
grandchildren.
Your daughter, Judith
After fainting, Mom came to and read the rest of the letter....
PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm next door at Janey's house. I
just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than the
report card on my desk... love you!